530 AM Feminist

I attended a boot camp with a friend last weekend.

It was one of those things where you do a bunch of cardio and weight training in a circuit while a trim little lady in spandex yells encouragement at you and you wonder how 30 seconds can last So Damn Long.

Anyway, before we started we had to fill out a few forms… basically promising that we wouldn’t die during the session and that if we did, we wouldn’t sue.

And of course part of the forms were “general info” that they use to then try to sell you a membership to the gym.

A few things to remember before I share with you some of the questions and my answers.

1. It was 530 in the morning. Legit. Too early.

2. I hate exercise of all sorts but I was there because I am almost always up for an adventure and I really like this new friend. Plus I wanted to ear extra helpings of French Toast later.

3. I’m a pretty hard core feminist. In case you hadn’t noticed.


What do you hope to get from working out?

Ability to humble brag on facebook without fibbing

What is your goal weight / size

155 (that’s 5 lower than now) and size 8 (I am a size 8-10, it depends on the time of the month)

Why is that your goal?

I have soooo many clothes in my closet I want to wear!

If you hit your goal, how will your life be better?

I will have more clothes to wear!

When you think about your body, what sort of things do you think?

Thank god I have a body and am not just a head in a jar!

When you see photos of yourself, what do you focus on?

The lighting and the background people who might be famous. You never know. Also, do I need a haircut?

What part of your body do you like and why?

My boobs are awesome and my bladder is like a steel trap. 

What part of your body do you dislike and why?

My eyes. Glaucoma is a bitch.

Overall, how do you feel about your body?

I’m a fan

How does your spouse of partner feel about your body?

Damn lucky… not that it matters.

I don’t think they will be calling me. But it got me wondering… the questions seem tailor made to make you doubt yourself and worry. I get that they might want to make sure you have realistic goals and don’t think that dropping 20 pounds will magically fix your life… but seriously the whole thing bugged me.

Oh well, the circuit was difficult (which was both nice and painful) and we sweated like pigs. I got mixed up like three times and lost my place… and totally phoned it in during the final Burpee Challenge part.. (why is it called a burpee? That’s gross!)

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Post workout rawr face! 

Then we went out for breakfast!

All in all, a pretty damn fun way to spend a Saturday morning.

and yeah… I was SORE the next day… that means it’s working right?

Published by kayliametcalfe

Queer,loudmouth,skeptical-agnostic-pagan,book addict,coffee lover,wine drinker, SAHM,writer,editor,producer,podcaster. -She/her

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